Wednesday, December 26, 2007
Thumber just sat there sniffing at her's, so naturally I had to go over to give her some hints on what to do! When I got a look at her's I saw that her's were bigger than mine and I'm sure she got more! So giving her the evil eye I managed to psychic her out and snitch one....
Then mommy called me a bad kitty and I tried to hide it...but she said that wasn't fair to Thumber so I told her that I was only trying to show her how to open it....
Finally Catsmas morning came and we got to open all of our presents....I had to open Thumber's cause she wasn't smart enough and obviously never listened to my lessons...
Mommy spent the rest of the morning getting her food ready for the supper later that evening and I helped her by asking lots of questions....
Hope your Catsmas was as good as mine?
Merry Catsmas to all....
Sunday, December 23, 2007
"Hork The Hairball"
Hork the hairball we all sing,
Find the spot for best puking!
Make sure it doesn't sit a while,
Warm and wet will make us smile!
When mom steps in it without her shoes,
Cats score one and she will lose!
Hork the hairball we all sing,
Find the spot for best puking!
What more can one say....
Friday, December 21, 2007
Jingle balls, jingle balls, jingle all the day,
Dashing through the house, chasing Thumber all the way,
Over the chairs we go, I’m laughing at our play!
Mommy’ll be home soon, time to play our part,
Oh what fun it is to run and hide, we’re oh so very smart!
Tuesday, December 18, 2007
To see me......and okay....maybe Thumber too?
Kitty bell, Kitty bell, Kitty bell Cat
Kitty bell, Kitty bell, kitty bell Cat
It's the right time! It's the night time!
Get up lazy hoomin, get out of that bed
NOW FEED ME!
Wednesday, December 12, 2007
I would rather list my all time favorites instead:
1. Wreck the Halls
2. Jingle Balls
3. Fluffy the Snowman
4. Silent Mice
5. Santa Paws is Coming to Town
6. Oh Come All Ye Purrful
7. The First Meow
8. I Saw Mommy Hiss At Santa Paws
9. Joy To The Curled
10. Have Yourself A Furry Little Catsmas
11. Rudolph, The Red-Haired Tabby
12. Yark, The Furry Angel Sing
13. Oh Catnip Tree
14. Silver Bowls
15. All I Want For Catsmas is My Two Front Fangs
16. Jingle Bell Howl
17. Frost On My Toes…Man
Maybe some of my new friends can add more to my list instead of me tagging them? I just might tag Jackson to see if he can come up with some doggie ones?
I'd like to take credit for the creativity of these new titles but mommy says that I should give credit where credit is due [whatever that means]...so I don't remember where I saw them?
Tuesday, December 11, 2007
Also I like what they call mommy's Xmas to what they call "Merry Catsmas" where we will all wait for Santa Claws to drop the goodies into our "Booties".....
Monday, December 10, 2007
Sunday, December 9, 2007
Are all humans nuts that way or is it just my mommy?
With these new ones she has added a prickly tree that doesn't even have thick enough branches to climb on? What good is that? It doesn't even smell like a tree! Then she put all of those shiny things on it! I like shiny things but mommy doesn't let me play with them...yet she tells me to share my things with Thumber! She should have to share like I do!
Not being able to play with these new things drives both Thumber and me crazy! Some of the stuff moves on that tree and we like things that move...after all aren't we supposed to catch them for her? I don't see the sense of looking and not touching?
Thumber and I did have some fun chasing the stuff as she dragged them around the floor while she was trying to put them up! Mommy even wrapped me up in some of it and I even got to play with my stocking...what ever that means...I don't wear socks...she does? I tell you it gets harder and harder to figure humans out by what they are doing?
This weekend she says she's going to hang stuff outside if it gets nice enough? Why outside...we can't see it out there! Mommy says that it's for the enjoyment of others? See what I mean by being crazy?
It's also been getting pretty cold in here! Mommy says that she's been trying to save energy [whatever that means] by keeping the heat down. She says that were lucky that we have fur coats to keep warm in and she has to put on sweaters? She should try wear my fur! It's not very warm! You'd think by me huddling under my favorite blanket would show her how cold I am and cause the fur thing just isn't working! Thumber is trying to keep warm by sleeping under the chair that sits over the heat thingy...her furry coat isn't working either!
My mommy has also figured out that I've been throwing up my food because I am upset with her! She's right! She moved us here into this place and now we have nowhere to run around in like we used to do like in that other place and that's what is making us lazy! What else have I got to do all day long but lay around and eat!
She was telling me the other day that she's going to think of how we can go outside without being able to run free and get hit by a car? Sounds strange but knowing my mommy she'll think of something! So I'll keep reminding her constantly and maybe it will get done sooner!
Gotta run now as I think she's getting ready to go outside....
Wednesday, December 5, 2007
They also had so much food there that I was afraid to eat because I might have pigged out and then up-chucked it, making a spectacle out of myself. They were gracious enough to let me take home a kitty-bag so I could eat it here and maybe share some with Thumber. I did nibble on a couple of minty mice and tried to drink the tea but the tea wasn't to my liking so they got me iced water instead.
I'm so excited to be asked over and I will be on my best behavior and not demand too much attention for myself. Mommy says that I should take Thumber also but she wasn't invited and I told her that it would be too crowded. Besides this is a grown-up thing and Thumber might be to young. I told Thumber that I will ask if I can bring her back a treat instead.
I'm not sure what I'll wear as I hate dressing up and I think my fur is lovely enough to be shown off by itself. As to wearing a hat or bonnet...no way...might mess up my ears and I might not be able to hear anything and I hate missing out on any gossip!
So I'll write you later on how it all went.
Got to hurry as I'm not sure when Blue will be here?